That being said, a word about the losers who have run less than appetizing campaigns. In particular, I would like to cite Beth Mason for the most consistently expensive, divisive, and bizarre campaign I have ever witnessed, TWICE. As you my loyal readers know, this site is normally reserved for tales in and out of the kitchen. Beth honey, this one's for you.
Recipe for Disaster
1 lb horse steaks, butterflied (technique where meat - otherwise too thick to cook properly - is sliced into dual, conjoined sections)
- Using a mallet or other blunt instrument, beat horse until tender. Beat it some more. Beat it one more time, attempting to sever the link between the two pieces.
- Place meat on a broiler plate. The meat will cook in its own fat.
- Heat the broiler on high. Cook for 4 months or until charred.
- Plate on a silver platter. Serves less than 25%.